Why Bother the Prophets
Prophets, like the rest of us, are often plagued by the question of "why". Why bother, indeed. Is it not enough to simply predict the apocalypse and collect canned goods? No, no, no. The true question lies in the minutiae: why do we bother with such trivialities?
We, at TreeOfDoubt, have taken the liberty to bother the prophets, and they have responded in kind. "Because, dear mortal," one prophet quipped, "I have a meeting with a talking eggplant and I must be on time." Another prophet, more verbose, explained, "I am bothered by the existential dread of impending doom, but mostly by the prospect of running out of avocado toast."
So, if you're bothered, join the club! We welcome all prophets (and non-prophets) who share our penchant for the absurd and the inane. Together, we can all wonder "why" and laugh about it, because, really, what's the point?